1. ericscissorhands:

    There are villains you just can’t hate. Then there are these assholes.(X)

    (via thecockmeister)

    • plot twist:
      an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie

  2. neoliberalismkills:

    a man who gets what he wants out of life

    (via seedy)

  3. dashdrive:

    how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

    (via the-penultimate-countdown)

  4. pales:

    i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

    (via fake-mermaid)

  5. foodchewer:

    all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

    (via hotboyproblems)

  6. rhydonmyhardon:

    developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like


    (via tightvaginas)

  7. klefable:


    (via seabornunicorns)