1. ericscissorhands:

    There are villains you just can’t hate. Then there are these assholes.(X)

    (via thecockmeister)

    • plot twist:
      an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie


  2. neoliberalismkills:

    a man who gets what he wants out of life

    (via seedy)

  3. dashdrive:

    how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

    (via the-penultimate-countdown)

  4. pales:

    i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

    (via fake-mermaid)

  5. foodchewer:

    all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

    (via hotboyproblems)

  6. rhydonmyhardon:

    developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

    image

    (via tightvaginas)

  7. klefable:

    IM SO HAPPY

    (via seabornunicorns)

  8. nevergonnawalkpastafez:

    billyboydismybaby:

    aardvarkjuice:

    thelittlestagemanager:

    valerieparker:

    snapeschristmaslist:

    Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
    ↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

    “Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

    Wait wait wait

    so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

    What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

    THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

    image

    I’m done.

    *sobs*

    It’s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney’s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.

    (via the-dead-walks)